R. Kelly Must Be Psychic
I was all set to write my follow up to Karina’s SXSW post, when I saw something that could only mean that the
conspiracy loonies Mayans were right: Coming Soon to IFC: R. Kelly’s ‘Trapped In The Closet: The Next Installment’. WHAT?!? I was not prepared for this. R. Kelly must have some otherworldly knowledge he’s not sharing with the rest of us. Looks like we’re all going to perish in an explosive, Michael Bay-esque apocalypse, because Kel’s promoting this masterpiece like it’s his last chance to secure VIP status in heaven. The guy may be a freak, but nobody can say he’s not a good businessman.
Check out the link to a SFW preview on our Twitter page.